Bad aim

By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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revert 1

And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)

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RedPillSucks 31

What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.

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drakeallday 3

women have it worse. men have something to hold onto and aim and that is in plain sight. women have to just guess where its going to go. and gravity does not work in our favor. fyl

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Majstr 23

So there was piss everwhere. Lol!

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Chelgleek 7

Well, this has certainly started some uproar! I suppose some people are just more talented than others! I was really, really young on my first sample . . . but, I was never that bad! However, as a young child, my pee would always go straight forward instead of down, so I can kinda understand . . .

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skyiscool 0

Your supposed to sit on the toilet derp

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captainamelia 5

Uh.... Thats why I don't go to the doctor.....unless I'm like, dieing

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MonkeyGirl17844 0

Now that's talent! :)

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Arkedion 0

Women should never leave that delicate path between the kitchen and the bedroom. Just saying.

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