Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

OP never said the hunter was after deer. Perhaps he was after humans the whole time and used the deer excuse when he missed.

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awagh666 14

OH DEER.... Someone had to make that joke

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YayFlameWarz 9

I would have gone buck on him! No? *crawls into dark hole and sobs*

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Mirorbo 26

Obviously this hunter was swigging a bit of moonshine.

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Ecklcakes 15

Anyone know where Dick Cheney is right now?

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SilentTreatment 7

This "shot at" incident now qualifies you for Thug Life!

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gene818 13

Well, you're luck that hunter isn't a good one.

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, ...are you *sure* he mistook you for a deer?

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leadman1989 15

Did you put your seed in his daughter?

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leadman1989 15

Maury - "Turdtickler when it comes to the case of little Atwain lil wayne youtube murderface Fuentes... you ARE NOT THE FATHER!!"

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perdix 29

With a name like TurdTickler, I think he could but his seed in your daughter without the chance of her having a baby. She might need an enema, though ;)

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perdix 29

He's actually a serial killer who hunts gullible people. When he misses, he gives 'em the old "Oops, I thought you were a deer" routine. That seems to keep the cops from investigating and finding all the bodies in his freezer.

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Fatalist_ 2

Or he could just start carring more than 1 round in the mag. Problem solved

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iluvcandy 7

Csi Miami and criminal minds ohh yaaaa best shows EVVVEEEERRR!!!! I love csi Miami more though. Anyways whoever watches the shows knows they are crazy people out there that hunt humans :/

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