Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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claysgurl09 5

Nah you was just makin too much noise and scaring the deer off and he got pissed, so ya

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brianjman14 22

It's because he didn't mistake you for a deer, OP. Be careful.

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Lizabeth20 5

maybe he just didn't like you.. ya never know. lol

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blizzard666 5

maby he thought the dear whas driving the car hmm are you very hairy :D

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OfficeNinja 5

Because the deer got smart and started wearing orange! Next time wear brown, a fake antler hat, and pants with white on the ass. No deer in their right mind would look like that this time of year.

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corrinaswan 0

You got shot at? And my FMLs don't get posted...god

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Because your fml's are pure shite and full of grammar errors, and not true fmls. Heres one that you posted: "Today, I push a granny in muuddd, she pussshheee mee in 2 trafik, I deserv it. Fml"

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