Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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Top comments

rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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xbrit551 13

At least it didn't hit you!

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Jimboom 11

Well that will teach you not to pick up that trash you spilled from my bin and then pretended that you didn't see!!

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kikidi 6

That will teach you to bag your trash properly

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pfx2_fml 15

Well if you wore camo, he wouldn't of been able to see you

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MarjoCupcake 11

Queens of the Stone Age flashback!

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Okayitwasme 0

Your an idiot! The guy who was hunting was probably an immigrant! From the States lol!

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horneyhic 15

Call the cops that guy is obvs either to dumb or 2 blind to be safe with a gun he's going to kill somebody

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SpruceDread4578 13

Your grammar killed me.

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brianjman14 22

If THAT killed you, I'd hate for you to see others. I've seen a lot worse than his grammar on here. Leave him alone.

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