Ah, young love…

By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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jess6blondie9 2

Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

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insanesna1l 0

and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"

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ulicksam 0

Younger as in last week? And yes, that's appropriate.

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missrit 0

That's what parents do, go cry about it. Seriously though, get over it! it's a cute story from when you were younger, if your girlfriend really loves you she won't care!

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RedPillSucks 31

Of course you used ASL and talked with your hands. You kept saying the same thing over and over until it spit up on you.

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kristelle_fml 0

You idiots she was talking to the person who wrote this initial comment who has ' boners ' in his name.

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HomeAl0ne 20

So technically you got **** sock blocked by your parents.

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baby123344 3

so you decide to put it on fml for everyone to read??

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