Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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TheCookieComet 23

I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly

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Mechazilla2 15

I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..

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ihartmytdi 23

Clear the room, they're coming through!

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Crazyjohnb 23

They will not stop for anyone or anything! Hurry up and move the dog!!

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stingray112 24

So they were having sex while walking?

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UH60 26

#32 it's not unheard of to go to another room to finish what you start...

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JustinJK 21

@32 sometimes the urge to **** is too strong to wait to be in an "ideal environment". half the time I don't even make it to my apartment before I start taking off my clothes. Let alone to my car from wherever I'm leaving lol. Bathrooms ftw.

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Frammy007 7

@38, I understand it's not uncommon to move rooms/locations during sex, but the way it's phrased makes it seem like they were travelling while currently engaging in coitus, not that they finished the shower portion and went to go complete the act on the couch. I understand where #32 is coming from, because that is exactly what I thought (except I pictured them hopping around in some weird 5-legged race ;D ).

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TheCookieComet 23

I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly

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Welshite 39

#18: Just as long as he practices safe catch-and-release. Masturs are a rare breed.

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iLike2Teabag 27

The "right"? I believe you mean the "duty" to watch **** openly.

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TheCookieComet 23

#75 if I wanted to say duty I would've said duty

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JazzHandsFML 28

it's a valid question maybe someone who down thumbs this should respond

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theaaxis 27

Moving from room to room it isn't that difficult for the man to pick up the woman with her in front, and her legs around his waist

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RedPillSucks 31

yes. it can definitely be done. the guy (usually) can lift the girl while still fully inserted. If she wraps her legs around him, he can go for a short stroll

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Sariasprincy 7

It's how you get a snack when you're hungry and don't want to stop.

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jryan2 16

*Walks to McDonald's like that* Yeah I'd like a *woman orgasms* number 8

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tnlander 20

In the words of Jurassic Park "life finds a way."

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riffehunter 16

remember wheelbarrow races during PE in elementary school? imagine that but with no clothes.

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connorgrant98 24

#78's reply to #4 might clear things up

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connorgrant98 24

Sorry that was supposed to show up under #49

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RedPillSucks 31

hmmm, 78. i hadnt thought of doing it in THAT position. *to the lab!!*

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dreamful_artist 14

What does this have to do with anything this fml is talking about...

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UH60 26

#5 is probably referencing his dad's strength in regards to carrying his mother while doing the dirty. Assuming they didn't simply walk into the room naked and he was actually going at it while making his way through the house. Either way, bad joke; but to clarify for those who didn't get it.

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Mechazilla2 15

I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..

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Hauclir 14

Can we see a video or some illustrations to more fully understand what this looked like?

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ComoEsJuan 24

"She's got back spasm, son. I'm just trying to work it loose"

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Welshite 39

Ah yes, the old legs 'round the waist maneuver. That's a classic, although it would have been really impressive if they were walking on all fours. I've heard The Quadruped is an excellent position.

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outfielder55 17

They call that a hanging pot around.

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cari_cat 19

If they were gonna do it on OP's bed, then its actually a really good thing s/he was there, or s/he would never have known, and may have continued to sleep in the same sheets O_O

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