Ah, young love…

By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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jess6blondie9 2

Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

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insanesna1l 0

and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"

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prince122 0

I HATE SUPRISE BONERS ITS LIKE SUPRISE MOTHA FUCKA WHEN IM IN THE MOST PUBLIC PLACE EVER... i just remember that parrody of katy perrys fire works by barelypolitical

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hcovballer247 0

haha you are easily entertained

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LittleMonsterSam 5

and get this IT STILL FITS!

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mx_17 0

that's not embarassing! I still do that to this day!!!!!

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kennababy 0

ya that's embarrassing.. no offense or anything :)

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purryellow 0

#90 I see yu got the loshen near yu

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grooglius 0

just wondering, how did ur parents know that u did that???

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What_Exactly 0

"This is my sock puppet his name is Dick! He's quite a cocky fellow!Sometimes is hard to be friends with him because he pisses me off. I gave him a bone once. He sure likes that! He also has occasional growth spurts and perks up!" ahh so many things this can be interpreted into.

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