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If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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A lot of questions... lets start with WHY DID YOU LEAVE A USED CONDOM LYING AROUND THE HOUSE?

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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Even if it isn't OP, where was the two year-old that they were able to find a used condom? If they were at a friends house OP's kid shouldn't be wandering around the house unsupervised.

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How do you know he didn't find it in a playground or a park or at the beach? People do some freaky shit. It's not necessarily OP's fault.

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If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

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I can just see an FML like this in about a decade or so: Today I learned that my beloved childhood "finger puppet" was actually one of my parents' used condoms. FML

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It's not impossible to watch a 2-year old all the time, but it's damn near close. They get into all kinds of disgusting stuff - my 18-month old son loves splashing in the little white porcelain pool.

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I agree with Doc, if I take my eye off my 2 year old for a second she eats the cat biscuits. It's easy to tell people to constantly supervise a small child, but you'll only know how difficult that is if you have one yourself.

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70-I have two children. A two year old daughter and an eight week old son. It is easy to keep them out of trash by closing the bathroom door IF the bathroom was where he got it from. They also sell door knob covers that are childproof since a 2 year old can open and close doors easily. I'm not saying they will never ever get into things, but there are preventative measure that can be taken.

maybe you should think of ditching the "finger puppet" and make junior a baby brother or sister that they can actually play with. ;)

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8 Now there's a great idea! Then there would be no need or reason for bringing condoms in the house at all. Perfect solution! Now, go start f'ing and get that baby sister/brother on the way! ☺

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