Ah, young love…
By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States
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Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.
Yes.. Yes we do.
kofinater
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I still stick my penis into a sock and . . . wait what?
Haha..... I worry about you...
Agiggleaday
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10, Don't worry every guy does.
hahahaha FUKK YOU !!
I never have
dirtyblond
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lol that's freakn hilarious though!xP
mendozaale
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i've never stuck my penis in a sock and talked to it.... why would i??
Cuz it feels niiiiiiiceee... 8)
mendozaale
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hmm really? hmm lets see... ooo it feels comforting :D
Agiggleaday
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I have 3 perverted brothers that is why I say that.
kthaxbye1004
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ahahahahahahahaa!!
mendozaale
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hey everybody my sock puppet, called him Pepito, says hi :D
mendozaale
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it'll be wierd if u have a arguement with ur sock puppet XD
no socky, stop! stop puking everywhere! baad sock!
#1 WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?
mendozaale
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hahahaha u should keep that sock on a leash XD
mendozaale
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hey #71 thats wat i was wondering :)
TayonaC
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71,74 because she's got good genes?? that's like asking why are gorillas hairy? they just are and always will be. :) lol I wasn't comparing you to a gorilla #1 I was giving an example ^_^
mendozaale
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hmm #1 and #75 have good genes:)
(thinking) oh well... no comment
This thread just got creepy.
mendozaale
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hahah its mostly about penis sock puppets wat did u expect???
Autoshot
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Yea you guys desperately need girls irl. Poor things..
mendozaale
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well thats a little harsh :'(
TayonaC
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aww lol no need to be mean
ifyouseekamy666
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79 i like ur pikachu kitty.. o.o
memo619
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this thread made me laugh :P and do I look 18? o.o (almost 19)
KiddNYC1O
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Wtf is lool?
TayonaC
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90 your almost 19?! no you dont look like it though you may in person, but as for your picture no. do I look 15? some say I don't some day I do
ifyouseekamy666
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do I look 14? (13 in the picture)
TayonaC
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98 no you look in mid- early 20s and 99 you look 16 in yours. what about me?
TayonaC
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98 no you look in your mid 20s and 99 I thought you were 16 ^_^ what about me?
rockinroyalty
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omg I love ut pic it's so ****** cute!!
ifyouseekamy666
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u look 15 or 16 I think
who gives a shit how old u look? not trying to be mean but seriously
ifyouseekamy666
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ur name is jizwold.. so shut up lol
TayonaC
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thanks :) hah
TayonaC
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aw don't take it as a bad thing. lol I'm sorry
prince122
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lol ops name is hotastits WTF hes still creepy.
the older u look the less you get Id. I'm a guy and I have never put my dick in a sock. that's just weird
ifyouseekamy666
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I bet my moustache makes me look older right? hehe :3
schwebel
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My sock puppets name is Pubert
thrAsHeRr9081
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Was there mashed potatoes in the sock as well? :)
Taz_the_Spaz
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Do i look 1?
Lol thanks 71. I got it from my mama(:
KristinaKreme
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Yea You're really pretty Jesse. :) How old do I look?
Thanks! So are you Kristina! You look 15-16
KristinaKreme
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Haha I turned 15 today. Thank you. :] Appreciate it. But seriously you're one of the prettiest girls I've spotted on FML.
Aww! Happy birthday! :))) And thank you so much!!!!
KristinaKreme
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Hah thanks! :] And no problem!! :)
Welcome:) Hope you had a good birthday!
KristinaKreme
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Aww thanks. :]] It was pretty good. Thank you. Lmao how did we turn an FML about penis puppets into birthday wishes? Haha.
Haha I have no idea! :D It's funny.
KristinaKreme
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Haha it is, isn't it? xD
How owd do i rook?
Cshoc16
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I agree with 71 haha
Prankster7o7
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Guys! Rate me! How old do I look. :P Hahaha.
Cshoc16
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154, I'd say 16 or 17, what about me? I'm told that I look older but idk :P
Prankster7o7
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Yeah, like the feared naked baby pictures.
Oh gosh... Glad my parents haven't brought those out yet.
Prankster7o7
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Mine have threatened to do so, so many times before, and let's not forget about the home videos. :O
xxphillyfreshxx
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heyy wats up
Haha, I don't think that my parents have home videos. At least I hope not!
Prankster7o7
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Hahaha, if they do they're most likely on VHS, so you're good. ;) But yeah, parents do know how to embarrass their kids.
m0tl3ycru3qwr
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war can u do
C6Racer
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LMAO at your default, 191
I think he was doing more with the sock then just talking to it
smileeee_fml
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loll thats wat i was thinking ^
my baby pics r gone lucky me
panthercub94
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hahahahahaha nice default!!!
lmao but obviously some people have better stories than others...XD
taco255
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Hide the curling irons... D:
avatar0810
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oooooooooooo burn
memo619
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well, I used to pee the bed :P I'm sure everyone has those stories
Yes.... Yes we do.
I have stories when people invade my droors for sox to f* with... it gets worse
why in gods name would you spell drawers like that D:
why in gods name would you put a pokemon thing as your picture?
Just out of curiosity what is God's name?
OMG_N3RD
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God's name is God
God's name is Jehovah
uh god haha duh :)
I am i am
175's correct.
carcinogan
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pokeball!!!!!
God's name has two manifestations in Hebrew: Elohim and Yhwh. in Arabic, the Elohim is Allah, and there is no Yhwh equivalent.
and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"
agreed 205.... :)
mjismyidol
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good one
Uhmm not everone
bananal_fml
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Ikr wtf
andreabeth95
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hahah win^!
andreabeth95
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#2*
gtkt3
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^fail lol
pedosmurf
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I stuck a carrot up my butt lmfao
That's just not right. Some things should just stay a secret. FYL.
Haha I love you boners.
Parents are just plain embarrassing.
persianjr1
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go soccer!!
ahahahaha finally sumone more pathetic than me.... woah laughed at
chlobo13
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hahahaha I read your story. I agree with this statement, much more embarrassing. xD but hey, if I was that girl, I would be cracking up at my boyfriend!
ha your's for sure was not as bad as this. at least yours was on accident :)
AH DUR DUR DUR DUR!
alltimekyle
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I absolutely love you! AVPS<3
MAMA UMBRIDGE CAN I GO TO HOGSMEADE
Kids all do stupid stuff and it will be your turn to put up with it, then later embarass your own kids someday!
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Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.
and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"