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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (2821)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

#1 - On 06/05/2012 at 2:56am by the_anti_hipster

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Meanwhile in the Evil household.

#3 - On 06/05/2012 at 2:57am by StoryOfTheYear

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