Animals: Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring,...

By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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the_anti_hipster 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:57

Meanwhile in the Evil household.

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livelobster123 14

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:34

This lady is going places..... Especially to the mental hospital. LOL

HalaMadrid13_fml 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 6:08

LOKI'D!

ILUVMSC 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 6:56

Umm, seems totally normal!

haccobo 2

Wednesday 6 June 2012 7:12

fake

jackdaniels23 1

Wednesday 6 June 2012 9:36

Ahaha this is quite adorable in a funny way

Dino_Danielaaa 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:28

be afraid....be veeery afraid XD

kookysoc 11

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:42

LMFAO!!!!! thats cute

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:50

It's kinda weird, but I don't get how this is an FML? I mean, she was probably just joking.

kiannanichole 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:37

lmfao

trueginger 1

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:42

I am counting the days until she rules with her kitty

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