By trashed - / Monday 27 March 2017 08:13 / United States - North Las Vegas
FML - The follow-up

Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

racello13 Say more :
Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?
By racello13 - / Sunday 26 March 2017 16:24 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my girlfriend got jealous because I wanted to adopt a puppy. FML

854alice Say more :
Hey, Op here. I saw that this got posted (rather unexpectedly I might add) and I feel like I need to clear this up. First off to those saying she is crazy or I should leave her, you shouldn't really judge a book by its cover and know the full story before making comments like that. She is the kindest and most wonderful person I have ever met in my life. Se didn't intend to tell me that she was...
By 854alice - / Sunday 26 March 2017 21:39 / United Kingdom - Stamford
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