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By Big Mistake - / Friday 22 June 2018 19:30 / Canada - Ajax
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Today, I found out I have oral and genital herpes as well as genital warts. I'm a 15-year-old virgin. I don't know how this happened. FML

By FML18 - / Friday 22 June 2018 14:30 / Spain
By thehunterofprey - / Friday 22 June 2018 19:00 /
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Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML

By Peanutbutter runner - / Friday 22 June 2018 07:00 / Canada - Edmonton
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By dexasterous - / Thursday 21 June 2018 15:00 /
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Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:30 / Australia
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By Tenniemo - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 15:00 / United States
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Today, I came back from my prom and no one was home. I took off my dress, panties, and bra, grabbed the cake I'm not supposed to eat, and went to watch Walking Dead in the living room. My family was there already. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2018 23:00 / Canada - Thornhill
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