BitchFuckOff1223

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  • brooklyn, united states
  • 32 years-old
  • Thursday 23 December 1993
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About Bitchfuckoff1223

finally found somewhere to vent.

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To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.