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  • Happy ending

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Burgermike92's favorite FMLs

Turkish TV Contestant Fails To Give The Location Of The Great Wall Of China

Looks like being raised with an American education is not the only FML education one can get.

By Nadine - / Thursday 9 August 2018 23:59 /

Jimmy Fallon Has Asked For The Best #WeddingFails, And Twitter Did Not Disappoint.

What are the typical, FML wedding clichés? Bridesmaid sleeping with the groom, baby ate the ring, Mother In Law gets too drunk a the open bar... well, these are better, because they are real life wedding fails that actually did happen. Here are the 15 best. Enjoy!

By Nadine - / Tuesday 22 May 2018 17:30 /

21 People Who Should Never Have Been Trusted With A Label Maker

Who would have thought there’d be a certain level of maturity required to use a label maker? Turns out, with a label maker in hand, sometimes you just can’t help yourself. These people who went a little crazy with theirs know what we’re talking about.

By Nina - / Sunday 14 January 2018 17:30 /

24 Times Product Labels Had A Surprisingly Great Sense of Humor

There’s nothing that gains brand loyalty quite as much as a brand with a sense of humor. Take these brands for example, that decided to show off their comedy chops on their product labels. Extra points if they call you out for reading the label in the first place. Seriously, who does that anyway?

By Nina - / Tuesday 9 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

15 FMLs About Shitty New Years Eves That Prove You’re Not The Only Who Thinks This Holiday Sucks

There’s always so much pressure to have a good time on New Year’s Eve and it can be a lot to live up to. So if you feel like you’re the only one having a less than epic NYE, think again. These FMLs will remind you that you’re not alone.

By Nina - / Sunday 31 December 2018 17:30 /