For science
By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom
By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States
By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States
By jabba - 05/10/2010 21:01 - United States
By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France
By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States
By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand
By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States
By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom
By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States
By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States
By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath
By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison
By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 01:15 - United States
Hi, I'm the one that posted this FML. I know that cheating wasn't a good thing to do, but that wasn't the point of the FML. Had I simply found out that he was cheating with someone else, of either gender as I knew that he was bi when we entered the relationship, I would have said nothing. The reason I posted it, and the reason I do consider it to be an FML is because of the absolute ridiculousness of the fact that we were cheating with the SAME PERSON!!! The three of us have spoken and decided that none of us are going to continue seeing each other. The BF and I were obviously both deeply unhappy, and the third part took advantage of both of us. Ex and I will probably remain friends, and chalk this up to one of those errors in life that are hilarious five years later, but hurt like hell when they happen. #3 can go to hell for all I care