By stupidgirl - 30/09/2010 05:31 - United States
The Top
Bon appétit, I guess
By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States
Denial
By blah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By ljd09 - 04/11/2009 04:06 - United States
Who are you?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Smells like…
By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States
First Dates
By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica
Family issues
By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 14:01 - Canada - Niagara-on-the-lake
Oh no, the humanity!
By clown head - 25/08/2023 06:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada
Sneaky
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By KenWhatIMean - 01/11/2009 22:12 - United Kingdom
KenWhatIMean tells us more.
How does she know?
By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00
By SSeizeTheDay - 03/05/2013 20:52 - United States - Medford
SSeizeTheDay tells us more.
In retrospect it probably was the pharmacy tech who made the comment, I'm never sure who's who behind the counter. Regardless, I'll be calling the store in the morning to report them and figure out if I need to do anything else to get their ass fired. Also, just for the record epilepsy is far from a "mild ailment". I consider myself lucky that I've come away from most of my seizures scoff free. But even so, I've broken three ribs, had a concussion, and incurred facial scarring from falling when I seize. Not to mention that my short term memory is shot to hell and with every seizure I have I run the risk of further cognitive decline. But yeah, the medicine is definitely unnecessary. Right.
By sfabsits - 17/07/2011 07:00 - United States
By smokedetector - 01/11/2009 02:20 - United States
smokedetector tells us more.
i got in a car accident the night before, which is why i was at home on halloween. i broke my wrist, my big toe, and my brand new 3gs iphone. then, i found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. im back in the hospital, suffering from severe back injuries and a broken heart but guess what?? all that wouldnt fit in my fml post, so i kept it as simple as i could.
Independance day
By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 04:27 - Canada
By JZ. - 30/10/2009 13:34 - New Zealand
Lazy prick
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Slacker
By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade
What?
By clueless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain
By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom
Batshit
By fuck your indoctrination - 26/03/2021 17:01 - United States
The weirdos are reproducing
By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver
Rage against the wrong machine
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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:53 - United States
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Well I had my transportation all sorted, I checked the train and bus times before hand, and I didn't have that much to drink, but I felt horrible because I was up til about 8 in the morning, only because the person's house I was staying at didn't go home til that time. Personally I wanted to go home about 2. The only reason I missed my bus/got lost etc is because no-one would agree to walk me to the bus stop instead of just directing me towards it, and when I tried phoning someone to find out how I got to the bus stop no-one would answer because they were all still asleep. Also I work ALL weekend. If I didn't go out when I had work the next day, I wouldn't get to go out at all:(