Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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MoodiQ 8
the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo
srudez 14
at least there's no nudes
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Comments (89)
ginger196 14
Oh god, hope its nothing too embarrassing
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
Did you not read the part about her on the toilet?
tayymeds 23
him*
tifdunc 14
Who uses Google Plus?
MortenM 17
That's nothing OP. I've seen much more private photos than that uploaded to G+ automatically. Funny stuff
sometimessam 16
My thoughts exactly #48. I wouldn't be too concerned OP, it's not the most popular of social media.
skilova4lifezzz 19
That's shitty.
colby6666 43
This is getting old. #StopTheShittyPunsFML2014
sashakotlik 14
STOP WITH THE HASHTAGS
cryssycakesx3 23
#
cadillacgal79 32
Save your goddamn hashtags for Twitter!
phoneaddict13 29
and instagram
shyeahh_fml 19
And now Facebook! Woo!
ErinRosado 14
How?
JJ_86 22
I don't think phone or Google plus can take pics automatically. The blacks could have happened in his pocket and apparently OP took a pic of him in toilet but didn't realize Google uploads everything unless you turn off Auto Back Up.
imyy 20
Can't you just delete the pic? And stop the auto uploads, although that must've been purposely set by a friend as a joke.
jazzy_123 20
I thought your pics were private with the auto back up on Google+? 'cause if not.... some people have and can see some pretty stupid pictures of me w my bf and my sister...
martin998877 12
I think we'd like to see those pictures too :)
srudez 14
at least there's no nudes
Brandi_Faith 34
That we know of
negb 30
Actually, in the moderation section it said "and a picture of my junk while sitting on the toliet".
rioc0719 12
Well, we don't know what that one from the bathroom looked like.
uglyheadedbitch 20
It looked like a person ********?
JMor52 7
Damn Google Plus.
njgohard 16
What's a black shot?
MoodiQ 8
the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo
salvorican 24
Damn those black shots.
KimbaleighC 3
Somebody asks a question and they're down voted?
Antonhjn 11
In case that you are still wondering a 'black shot' is a picture which is entirely black. Often rendered to as pocket picture.
Mauskau 36
I hope you mean referred to, as rendered means something very different.
shay_serendipity 29
Ha, and #50 got down voted for asking a question...
mominzed 19
It's when the camera turns into a racist.
r_bruce69 19
I hated when Google auto uploaded half of my photos. and they were all stupid too. I feel for you OP
llamaslikesoda 21
That's a real shit situation
jamescrazy96 17
Welcome to the crap boat!
brmsnipes 8
It has a mind of its own!