Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
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Top comments
No_Lifer 11
Hope you told your dad about it. That's a bad position to be in. Hope it goes well.
RichardPencil 32
Two out of three people had a nice afternoon. What did Meat Loaf say?
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Comments (4)
Talons Pryde 3
And? If she did not invite you to join, it is seriously none of your business. If you are 18+, you have less of a reason for it to be your business. That is completely between your parents.
Paul Storstein Anderson 5
That's disgusting and messed up. Mom is a disgusting person for cheating in the first place, but to suggest she invite OP to join is another level of degenerate.
No_Lifer 11
Hope you told your dad about it. That's a bad position to be in. Hope it goes well.
RichardPencil 32
Two out of three people had a nice afternoon. What did Meat Loaf say?
Gabbz737 12
I think their father has a right to know.
RichardPencil 32
How do we know if the father is really the father? With such a slutty mom, the OP ought to go on Maury.
MotoRukus 10
on the plus note, now you can get anything you ask for. If she says no, just give her a wink and say you'll ask dad instead. r/blackmail