Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
Maybe you don’t give him what he wants, what he really, really wants, cos what he really really wants is a zigzag ahhhhhhh!
ohsnapword 21
Talk about spicing up your life.
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Comments (31)
ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5
Dump him, date a man from Arkansauce ?
sunnyskys 25
Hey people get horny at random times at random things it was probably awkward as hell for the both of you bet he would of rather had you turn the tv off and your clothes too...
EmDizzle2007 28
ok? and??