Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Notaplacetogo
Walnut Creek, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
Herkenbosch, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Top comments
Leeono 26
Maybe you don’t give him what he wants, what he really, really wants, cos what he really really wants is a zigzag ahhhhhhh!
ohsnapword 21
Talk about spicing up your life.
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Comments (31)
boopingsnoot 25
Think of it like this: sharing a slice of cake together is romantic, but sometimes you get the need to shove a whole chocolate bar into your mouth in private.
iny0urjuicebox 7
This is oddly wise and somewhat poetic...
James Dodds 4
At least you know that he's straight. It could have been a lot worse - it could've been the Justin Beiber or the One Direction concert movies.
AcieMcG 21
Unless it was the scene with the ass-less chaps lol
Lobby_Bee 18
Which spice girls he was jacking off to tell you his personality.
chosha_fml 27
At least he wasn’t getting with your friends.
neuronerd 29
Well, you could resolve that issue if tonight is the night that 2 become 1.
Chazzster 32
OP, I have some news for you. Masturbation is normal. Normal people do it to relieve tension or when they have the urge, but their partner isn’t there or is not in the mood. It does not mean your boyfriend is being untrue to you. It means he is human. Loosen up a bit, you are making a mountain out of a mole hill and if you keep it up it will drive your boyfriend away.
ItchySasquatch 9
Nice.
ChakatBlackstar 29
And the award for most obscure wank material goes to....
tonyfan00 38
In his defense, you <I>did</I> tell him to spice up his sex life...
davecross 11
Really to the spice girls movie. Apparently he hasn't been on the internet theirs about 1 billion other videos he can ********** to