Today, I found the girl I like’s Hinge account. Her prompts and things in common are exactly me and what I bring into a relationship, yet she rejected me. When I brought this up with her, she told me, “Well, you’re exactly what I want in a man, but I want someone taller with better looks.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I told my date she'd look hot as a blonde. She replied saying I'd be hot with a few extra inches. Furious, I yelled at her that I couldn't control my height. She replied that she "wasn't referring to my height." FML
Today, in an argument with her mother, my girlfriend told her she doesn’t want to marry a tall, attractive, successful man because she wants to marry me. I know what she meant but I’m still struggling not to feel upset by the comparison. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
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copalolita 17
You dodged a bullet dude. People on dating apps are complete garbage. Mainly because they’re judging people on appearance before getting to know them. They’re overlooking someone that could well be good for them but they’re “too short” or “nose is too big” “I dont like their hair color” etc. **** her selfish preferences. Her loss. When she’s old and alone she’s gonna wish she gave you a chance. Go find someone that appreciates you, not on superficial dating apps. Get out there and find someone instead of someone who hides behind an app who judges a book by its cover.
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copalolita 17
You dodged a bullet dude. People on dating apps are complete garbage. Mainly because they’re judging people on appearance before getting to know them. They’re overlooking someone that could well be good for them but they’re “too short” or “nose is too big” “I dont like their hair color” etc. **** her selfish preferences. Her loss. When she’s old and alone she’s gonna wish she gave you a chance. Go find someone that appreciates you, not on superficial dating apps. Get out there and find someone instead of someone who hides behind an app who judges a book by its cover.