Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I have an office crush that I'm completely in love with. I tried to make some type of connection, but to him I'm dead, I'm just like some kind of office furniture, like a lamp or a printer, but even more useless. FML
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goodread2200 10
If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.
laurellkawes 31
I would have started with he's fictional
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Comments (58)
zules 3
If he's from a book may I please know the name of it? Id love to read it.
KABSF 1
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon, and the 7 books that follow. They are all great.
jocamo 24
Jaime is totally crush worthy. Just travel to the 20 yrs before Claire returns and have some fun ;)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are we having a conversation about sleeping with Wilma Flintstone? We both know she'll never leave Fred.
SteveBassist 20
Red Dwarf right? ;)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yep. The series 3 episode where Cat whines that he'd go with Betty, but he'd be thinking of Wilma.
songofthedead 20
Don't worry, OP. I'm (somewhat) in the same boat as you are. I adore a character from a game so much and he adores his wife as well (that doesn't stop me from writing fan fictio. About him and another male character :3)
megamonster99 18
Relatable
hiddenUSERNAME 27
Am I the only one who wants to know who the fictional character is?
cvm_fml 3
Outlander series
cvm_fml 3
James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser! ❤️❤️❤️ I love him too
dragonborngirlll 5
you and me both op
cuz803 46
Well how bout you go out in try to date the NON-fictional side? I heard it's the real deal!
PrincessAmburr 8
Derek shepherd ?
KABSF 1
Oh, believe me, I've been through this very same thing with JAMMF. It started about 5 or 6 years ago and while I've accepted the fact that I will never actually meet JAMMF, it doesn't mean I can't dream. Just keep reading the books!