Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I have an office crush that I'm completely in love with. I tried to make some type of connection, but to him I'm dead, I'm just like some kind of office furniture, like a lamp or a printer, but even more useless. FML
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goodread2200 10
If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.
laurellkawes 31
I would have started with he's fictional
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Comments (58)
lilgreenmonster 10
i KNEW who you meant even before I read the username! don't worry it's universal
miriamfrank 22
I almost felt bad for you. And then I read the last sentence.
rustybucket 24
I'm surprised that the fact he's fictional isn't your biggest problem here.
blink831forever 13
So you are in love with Richard Rahl from the Sword of Truth series. You won't be the last to do so.
whysosalacious 3
Outlander!!
Tsukiyomi 16
Ouch
Misuzu_fml 6
I have a MAJOR crush on 2D from Gorillaz. And I don't think I will ever get over it. And I just don't care. :) As long as you don't quit 3D boys/girls (pun intended), it's ok. I myself have a bf despite liking 2D. Be happy!
vanaathiel 13
Ummm so you're crushing on a fictional guy? Welcome to everyone's life at some point or another. Seriously, how is this an FML? Fantasize away!
TheLostCauseFML 40
You're missing the whole point of Fictional, OP. Lay in bed, and close your eyes. Drift off into a dream world much like this: He's just burst into your home, panting and sweaty. His hair is damp and his visage affixed with desperation. His eyes are filled with passion. He tells you that he and his wife have split up and that it truthfully has been a long time coming. He takes you in to his arms, gently presses his lips to yours...and, well... you make up the rest. lol - Boom, you're the leading lady.
TheLostCauseFML 40
By the way, I love JAMMF too.