Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I have an office crush that I'm completely in love with. I tried to make some type of connection, but to him I'm dead, I'm just like some kind of office furniture, like a lamp or a printer, but even more useless. FML
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goodread2200 10
If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.
laurellkawes 31
I would have started with he's fictional
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Comments (58)
jvanevery 19
what the **** are you for real this is bullshit
lavanessa 7
omg this is so cringy
Catdragon 40
your omg is worse
frontmanmike 14
Am I the only one who knows who she means? James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser, protagonist of Outlander. My fiancée is fond of reminding me that I'm a six foot multilingual ginger trained in sword fighting and prone to both trouble and smirking. If it weren't for the fact that I'm a tattooed musician and singer, I'd apparently be him. And SHE is a curly haired brat who works in the medical field, so... yeah, we hear a LOT of comments from friends about that series/show.
SpankyRaven 31
I've been a fan for 20 years, my name is Claire, Im a nurse with very fair skin and brown hair, except it's straight and I have hazel eyes. When I went to Scotland and Ireland 15 years go, I jumped through every stone circle I could find, and tormented my family with 'Claire and Jamie were here!' at various points. The books were at every tourist stop back then.
Stuj673 0
What... Oh poor you you feel bad for having a crush on a fictional character... Seriously how was this posted...
cassiem 8
And his name is Christian Grey?
KereKris 25
Look at the nickname. JAMMF clearly stands for James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser. It's Jamie Fraser from Outlander. No worries, girl. You are not alone. He is ridiculously attractive. <3