Shewhoisprobablyafurry
Going nowhere fast
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BroadwayBaby1997
Mission, United States
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
HereForJAMMF
You should see someone
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Anonymous
Portugal
Crushed
Today, I have an office crush that I'm completely in love with. I tried to make some type of connection, but to him I'm dead, I'm just like some kind of office furniture, like a lamp or a printer, but even more useless. FML
Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hetero blues
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
beingthebossisoverrated
United States
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Anonymous
The grass is never actually greener
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Anonymous
Crushed
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Disappointed
Niagara Falls, Canada
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let me guess... Beaststars? There seems to be a lot of people admitting they're attracted to the characters. It's pretty weird to be into animals that way, even if they are anthropomorphized. Just remember; curiosity killed the cat, but it didn't **** it.
kfchicken 31
I mean let's not pretend that lola bunny get a lot of us in space jam. having a crush on a fictional character isn't crazy unless it goes too far imo.
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RichardPencil 32
So, you're basically a ratfucker?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let me guess... Beaststars? There seems to be a lot of people admitting they're attracted to the characters. It's pretty weird to be into animals that way, even if they are anthropomorphized. Just remember; curiosity killed the cat, but it didn't **** it.
kfchicken 31
I mean let's not pretend that lola bunny get a lot of us in space jam. having a crush on a fictional character isn't crazy unless it goes too far imo.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
This might sound weird but I’ve got that show on my list and this FML and your comment just decided what I’m doing with my day off today lol 😂
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be masturbating over animals!
Mooglefox 24
I’m going with the anime Negima!
Isaac Shields 9
wtf is an ermine lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Like a weasel.