Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my husband is a pain. He thinks he might be bisexual, because we discovered he likes to have sex with a plug up his ass, and yet when I suggest a threesome or even if he experiments with a guy on his own, he gets this look like I want him to kiss a dead badger. I don’t know what he wants. FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is a sex addict, so now I don’t know if he even actually likes me, or if it’s just that I’m “adventurous.” FML
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cacheson 42
Sounds like it’s time to give him some literature on the prostate.
Brightside86 31
Set him up with a grinder account. Getting sent surprise dick pics throughout the day should solve that mystery real quick.
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cacheson 42
Sounds like it’s time to give him some literature on the prostate.
RichardPencil 32
Get a strap-on. If he likes it, you might have to send him away to be his authentic self.
1known 34
If he likes it, they will have a great sex life. Don’t be like him thinking that homosexuality is related to a sex position.
Brightside86 31
Set him up with a grinder account. Getting sent surprise dick pics throughout the day should solve that mystery real quick.
1known 34
Having an ****** because he had a finger up his butt has nothing to do with being gay or not. Homosexuality is being attracted by person of the same sex, not about what sex act we enjoy. Wake up we’re in 2022!
legalgravethief 8
Prostate play doesn’t make you gay! It’s fun though if done right also kudos to you for doing it, so many women don’t like it, because they think you’re gay if you suggest it haha
Dirtysalamander1 13
why are you putting his private life on here?
MeganBPD 4
Why does it matter? Can you identify this woman, username “Anonymous”, or her husband? Maybe it’s just that you’re having the same sexuality crisis as Anonymous’s husband. You doth protest too much, methinks. 🤭
eellik 12
This is why you don't talk people into doing things they don't want to.
Ruairi the red 7
He's got a point
Taurus_ChicKa 37
My question is, why would you WANT to do that? Gross! I guess to each their own but... just saying, I had a boyfriend who made me do that to him (his idea, not mine), and years after we broke up, he underwent a sex change and is now a woman.