Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.
bamagrl410 31
No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.
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Comments (139)
hisHoneyBunny 0
that makes perfect sense. he must have died happy or thinking something happy.
SmellMyCheese 1
I really want to know what the dentist and this idiot yelling at a dead guy did after they found out they were dead? did the dentist still charge? did this guy still move the body?
RoseThorns 0
Life's great questions.
ClickMyPicture 0
Must of been his first time getting flashed.
tiipsypiink09 0
Omg that's horrible! He must've died feelin pretty good..
Kanzy_fml 0
he prolly begged for food. when they refused, he ate grass, choked and died
Fuck_yo_mamma 0
ThaT HomElEsS gUy waS my DAd WhOr...
brootalxkeni 0
******* brutal xp
brndcllns 1
ah well all publicity is good publicity :P seriously though poor guy :(
Hughmadd 0
Die smiling... This man thinks a bit too literal.
SweptAway 0
at least he looked happy...