Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.
bamagrl410 31
No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.
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Comments (139)
xkingflirtyx 0
Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lafrenchie 4
At least he went out smilin' with his boots on :]
dagazar 12
If your going to die, die with your boots on.
KCThaEclipse33 0
Damn...Tht suxx @ least he died happy
thechavmaster 0
haha!
blinks 0
But you survived right? So why is this an FML?
TheLetterZero 7
Because the OP wanted someone to yell at like any innocent person, but that jerk of a hobo had to go and die on him. Some people... :/
evilhobbitofdoom 4
I would be very interested to know exactly how long he'd been dead. Within 10-15 minutes, a corpse will turn cyanotic. Shortly thereafter, rigor mortis sets in, lasting for 4-6 hours.
robyn2222 0
Shirley it didn't take ten minutes to figure out he was dead. is the problem that your dead too?
grandpaearthling 2
surely you should know and don't call me Shirley heehee
grandpaearthling 2
god rest Leslie Nielsen
tiipsypiink09 0
Didnt know a few minutes meant 10 minutes...I think you might be the dead one
KarinaLizeth18 5
81- the original post said 10mins.. i guess the moderators edited it to say "a few"
worldclass 0
That's horrible.
Judus_beej 0
he probably got a ******* as his dying wish from a hooker and releases himself at the end. what a way to go.
the4starr 3
awwh D: poor guy . . !