Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
CFR 0
HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...
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LaDeDaDa 0
'Today, the head cheerleader came up to my boyfriend and asked for his number. He seemed excited and gave it to her. I don't think he remembered that I was stood behind him. FML'
MrFlintstone 5
now you get the cheerleader
dsegui4 0
I agree with 49 & 57 except tht not all cheerleaders r bitches cuz I'm a cheerleader & idk 1 other cheerleader tht is a bitch
dsegui4 0
also thts such a stereotype 4 them to be ***** too we barely hav time to flirt with guys cuz we r practicing 24/7, why is everyone blaming it on the cheerleader it's not her fault the OP is a cheating dick all she did was ask 4 his number & he knew he had a girlfriend and shouldn't give it 2 her but he did anyway,
outoftownstrange 0
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doritoninja 4
ok, first off, to all of you saying all this stuff about all different kinds of theories, you forget: people are sometimes cruel. ESPECIALLY cheerleaders. perhaps the cheerleader did what she did on purpose, just to mess with the OP's life. what we have here, people, is called a "reality troller"
hawtstuff92 0
I'm guessing your girlfriend broke up with you, based on the fact that it's here on fml. in that situation, id just ask my boyfriend about it and if he says they're just friends I'd believe him. I wouldn't go all crazy white girl on him and break up with him. so fyl and ydi, cause it sounds like you're attracted to the head cheerleader.
iranoutofnames 6
how did op deserve this?? he gave her contact info not a hard dicking. y'all act as if he was caught with his pants down....
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Considering the wording of this story, it's obvious he was interested in more than just friendship with this girl, even though he already had a girlfriend.
mexicanswim 0
I have a feeling this was a set up to prove if you were faithful or whatever, or the head cheerleader and your GF are like enemies so she did it on purpose, either options are possibile
zeta_pangolin 1
in all fairness, testosterone fueled boys don't exactly think when girls are involved