Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
CFR 0
HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...
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BcatsCheer 0
Excuse me, DasStig. Shut the **** up unless you know what you're talking about. Stereotypes never fit everyone it generalizes. I see you're not an American, so you wouldn't understand, but cheerleading is a respected SPORT, and if you're a dumb bitch, you get kicked off the team. The chants are not the only part of the sport. In AMERICAN high schools, the head cheerleader is a pretty big deal, and a major honor to any cheerleader. So don't be so judgemental about shit you know nothing about. Maybe you should stop being such a pessimist and stop making rude comments?
Alex_Wilko 0
Uh... where else could a cheerleader be? (Don't say outside of school, because how would he know shes the head cheerleader if he dosen't go to school?)
colbycane 0
(I do not respect cheerleading as a sport. You're funny, 149.) YDI. I hope she dumps your sorry arse.
Elizabobble 0
Hey, number 151. NOT TRUE. We have an obese cheerleader at my school. And YDI for being a complete asshole.
GDinNJ 0
Alex Wilko...are...you...retarded? Wait, do you like, legitimately forget the people you've met at school when you leave the premises? Because I typically will remember someone (and whatever academic/athletic achievements they may have). Or do you just never leave you school at all? Because some of us actually socialize once the school day is over. That may seem...strange to you, but it's true. People talk "outside of school."
Carribu 0
OP's a bastard.
Eigo 0
Being a cheerleader is simply an excuse to be a *****.
roosseeee 0
that is a complete lie. that is a sad excuse for a stereotype, its like saying all blondes are dumb. some blondes are dumb...but not alll, and some cheerleaders are *****, but not all. andd it YDI because you shouldn't have been so eager to get another girls number if you had a girlfriend, would you be that happy if you saw her gladly accepting another guys number?
BcatsCheer 0
Thank you! someone realizes that all the bad stereotypes are not true for everyone. Glad to know that not everyone is so judgemental.
vanillafrosty25 0
asshole.
heatrider986 1
cheeting bastard
nm22395 0
SMACK!!!