Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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TurtleGenius 0
Probably the best feeling she got all night...
Phillay632 0
Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.
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Comments (135)
jemstone25 0
If it makes you feel any better, my ex sweat into my mouth while he was on top of me, taking my virginity :-/
sLap_fml 0
LOL i actually said lol when i read this :) hilarious.
HelloStarshine 0
Wow.. that is pretty gross, but if you've ever came on a girl's face, it's just as disgusting really. I couldn't help but laugh at this one though.
Blue_Coconuts 7
31, I was about to say the same thing.. 37, I forget how far into it he was, but afterwards he talks about now he's afraid that he doesn't know what she's going to do, which eventually leads him to premature ejaculation. You may remember the ending.
jcizzle 0
Well, they say that a sneeze is 1/7th of an ******...
ejvlols 0
w0w
omgitsseejay 0
that's hot!
Egg_Shen 0
Learn how to better please your woman. Good sex can suppress sneezing fits. I say! It is law!
Get_Naykid 0
I've never had a girl sneeze during sex, therefore I find this hard to believe.
analeigh_fml 0
Thats just plain gross