Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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idris red 6
I'm really sorry for you
tounces7 28
And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Looks like your Gaydar blipped on a bogey.
idris red 6
I'm really sorry for you
ojoRojo 27
She’s just not that into you. Time to move on!
madragon 19
Leave her bro, stays as friends but move on
tounces7 28
And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.
vchan 20
That mostly sound like a normal response to a joking conversation. You told her you loved her « maybe », well she could turn the situation serious and say that she loved you too, but all the pressure would be on her..... in this situation i would have joked too if i wasn’t sure of you announcement (and you did say « hypothetically « )