Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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whatwhat 0
send him a reply
mleugim 0
wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...
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Comments (48)
mskimbelinapham 5
I'd dump him!
Baller_Bob 17
Sorry to hear that
doglover100 29
Break up with him first.
Isuckatthis 18
You/he forgot a comma after "worry"
brendejafulable 41
ouch.
Annihilator257 15
Don't reply and leave him first.
DLBL 23
I would tell him you've met someone else, and make him the dumpee.
Wadlaen 24
I'd have texted him back right away and asked who he's gonna break up with, ending the text with 'Love you too!'