Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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whatwhat 0
send him a reply
mleugim 0
wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...
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Comments (48)
XxLorniklexX 0
Punch that kid right in the weenier.
runmymouth 0
@#6: That is the STUPIDEST suggestion I have ever heard. If she did that then not only would he still possibly leave her but she'd be saddled with a kid then and the kid could grow up being resented if not deserted by the father...god, the ramifications of doing that shit are endless. Anyway...person who actually wrote this, I feel for you.
supwithitk 0
I completely understand. Even if it was on accident or on purpose, I'd get heartbroken..
CaptainCasual 0
Yes to #23! /signs paper
Lick_yer_face 0
Ha, I believe this was a Jimmy Carr joke, in which he jokes that it's a fun thing to take your friend's phone while they're at the toilet, and send that very text to his girlfriend! So, who knows, maybe he isn't cheating! Maybe he just has some very bad (soon to be ex-) friends!
Lick_yer_face 0
Sorry for the double comment, it was this video I had in mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJKyZzMS2A Starts around 1:47. Not the exact same text but, the general idea.
blahblahblah44 0
I like #28!
kayykatastrophii 0
Break up with him before he breaks up with you. Seriously, what a jerk.
Roz__ 0
Same EXACT thing happened to me.
Sunday_fml 0
#6 You are twisted. Who the heck advises someone to 'forget' to take their birthcontroll pill? The dude should just be dumped. He's obviously a douche.