Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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whatwhat 0
send him a reply
mleugim 0
wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...
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Comments (48)
skankamaggot 0
I think you should just pee on his ipod. And in his car. And in his bed.
HyperFlirt 0
Leave him.
Kurlzz 0
Thats terrible :( ! Pull a Carrie Underwood on this douchebag.
_violet_ 0
There are wayy to many cheater stories on FML. Kinda worries me
sarsmikfia 1
SOOOOOO hilarious!
bigotcretin 0
#6 needs to die soon of natural selection.
xJO_DIEx 0
dump him first
CRlovers123 0
maybe he uh sent it to you on purpose ? uhmm okay no sorry break up with him before he breaks up with u?
andean07 0
the sad part is that u will probably believe his lie and take him back....fool
Gunz24 0
text him ' glad you sent me that mistaken text. now I don't feel so bad about dumping you for the guy I've been thinking about during sex everytime. '