Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. He pointed to two crossed swords above the fireplace and informed me the right one is his, and that if I ever hurt his daughter, he’ll give me a fighting chance by letting me use the left one. This guy thinks he lives in the Middle Ages or something. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
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Top comments
mskeptik 12
Having a girlfriend whose father has a sense of humor - priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard.
Aiden89 23
Run, dude.
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Aiden89 23
Run, dude.
bloopaloop 27
You probably remind her of him
AmbrosiaFan 19
He sounds like a lot of fun.
Kraths 16
Sounds like a keeper if you're into that.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
thats when you, him, mother, other father etc. go to a therapist to explain why that is a bad thing to do
mskeptik 12
Having a girlfriend whose father has a sense of humor - priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You're lucky he didn't pretend he was Igneel. He'd have ripped your arm off.
WistayShlaio82 13
Ok first, I need to ask. How did that guy lose his virginity and I still have mine.
coius 23
Im guessing rape, incest or the wifey has serious coke bottle glasses and is legally blind/low IQ
julfunky 29
You’re a lucky man.