Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
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Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Black_Knight80 13
quit now before you regret it!
brookenicolee29 27
That's creepy as ****.
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Black_Knight80 13
quit now before you regret it!
tomwantssnow 14
The worst part is OP probably needs the money, so it could be a choice between having enough money to eat, have a place to live, etc. and not dealing with that creep. Hopefully she can open a sexual harassment claim against him.
Kamon97 23
Hopefully your boss gets sued for sexual harassment soon
iglesia 11
You have been the first to comment on two fmls today... Conspiracy? Probably not.
buttcramp 21
don't quit! report this creep!
Black_Knight80 13
lmao. Report him for what he didn't sexually harass her.
badluckalex 23
if op files for a claim for sexual harassment she has to make sure she has proof. or if that doesnt work she can just try to avoid the guy and only interact when it involves work!
EpicSquishii 21
I'm assuming that you never went through sexual harassment trainings at work. Anything physical that makes someone else uncomfortable can be grounds for a sexual harassment complaint.
Nevermind212 11
I think he can't do nothing to her and she should get this job and let him burn. Come on guys we did not get to the point where managers can rape their employee
tygerarmy 35
Don't quit, either confront him, go to Human Resources, whatever Sexual Harassment department the place has, your managers boss, or another manager. And if it's a small place and there is nothing, ask a coworker to go with you and speak to him about it. He may no idea he made you feel uncomfortable.
buttcramp 21
42, this isn't sexual assault.. but it IS harassment!
Black_Knight80 13
He greeted her! -_- damn no one can be friendly anymore....
EpicSquishii 21
Be friendly with your words, not your arms. Or your nose. Would you want him sniffing YOUR neck on your first meeting?
amayasoma 19
That's not how professional greet employees. Usually it's a hand shake. Not a full on hug and a sniff of the neck.
buttcramp 21
65, I really hope you're joking.. for the sake of your future relationships both personal and professional because this is so wrong.
buttcramp 21
upon meeting a person you're going to have a professional relationship with, you never hug! if someone's fragrance is strong enough, sure I can smell it, but I didn't try to purposely lol
JimmyHasNoHands 7
*sniff* *sniff*
brookenicolee29 27
That's creepy as ****.
NeatNit 33
Call me crazy, but the boss might just be really REALLY awkward at first impressions (I know I am). If he doesn't stop being creepy within a month, THEN you should start looking for another job.
katties 27
I'm creepy to people when they first meet me, but after the second time they meet me, they don't think I'm creepy - just that I say whatever is on my mind, without any bad intentions. I think waiting a month is a bit too long...
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, I come as of creepy as well, but after a while I'm not so creepy. Just ask any of my victims... I mean any of my friends.
lulukins 4
It reminds me of that Criminal Minds episode where that guy would find a woman who smelled good, then kill them to make scented candles. :/
jerryj 27
Congrats on your new job! At the same time, my deepest condolences on your new manager...
PastelPotatoes 14
At least he didn't say you smell like shit.
Foxfire15 15
Sexual harassment anyone?
Rainhawk94 27
No I'm good
TheCrispyCat 20
I have a too busy schedule to fit that in. Sorry.
Foxfire15 15
perhaps i should have phrased that differently. Must remember that sarcasim does not always translate over the internet. dude be creey
Turrence 9
Hey, no one wants to work with a stinky person!
epeeftw 16
That's extremely inappropriate. Maybe report him to some kind of regional manager (anyone higher up) if possible if it continues. Hope it gets better!
Rallred32 20
All he did was say she smelled good.
iglesia 11
It's kinda the thought that the first thing he thought to do (instead of introducing himself or showing her around) is to hug and sniff her. It is just very odd and really upfront
MortenM 17
If it continues OP could just put a bit of coke on her neck and wait for drug tests to do it's job. Problem solved ;)
Pleonasm 36
You'll have to stick your neck out and tell him how you feel, or get stuck with the weight of knowing this creep will do this everyday on your shoulders.
Wizardo 34
Sad to see a quality pun rich comment getting down voted Pleo, alas, sadly times are changing compadre.
botanistjessica 24
I think it was thumbed down because it was hard to read, mainly.
JustKittyKat 24
Do not stand for this! Are you serious?! "I have to work with this creep for god knows when"? Report him to his higher up. You do not have to let yourself lose dignity for some slimeball.
AlwaysWatching 27
At least he didn't go into the details of what "natural" smelled like to him.