Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.
foreverfarrell 0
The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.
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Comments (76)
Magex 12
Yeah when I was like 5 or something, whenever I got a boner I would think it was cause I had to pee, cause I always did have to.
andrewsgirl2010 7
I like her name hahaha
bluejayscheer 7
Pee-Do!!!! ????
jadenation 3
Ok you dumbasses no offence but that was his auntie his parents are the idiots who taught em pee-do
miamonsterkitty 6
the funny thing is, this FML is number 69 of 80 on my iPod xD
brycizzle 0
Pee doo? Pee dont!
greenorange75 8
Haha! Pee-doo! I'm gonna start using that phrase from now on.
SandiRainbowFish 20
Your comment was stupid but the emoticon made me laugh.
RedstoneDJ 1
Oh, kids
Baller_Bob 17
I hate it when parents tell their kids that their penis is something retarded like pee-do or wee wee or thingy