Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML
Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
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Anderling 33
The nurses have definitely seen that sort of thing before and the other patients probably had other stuff on their minds on account of being in the ICU. It sucks for your dad, sure, but it’s not the end of the world
Chazzster 32
There is a simple reason for those God-awful hospital gowns - It’s so the patient’s body is accessible to the nurses and physicians for treatment, bed pans, and medical observation. Having been in the ICU myself, I can say that at that point in your hospital stay the patient is generally not so concerned about privacy as they are about survival. Generally most ICU rooms are private (one patient per room) and usually only get one visitor at a time (besides the medical staff). So privacy is not usually an issue - The medical staff has seen it all before. Yes, I hate those awful gowns. But sometimes you have no choice.
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Anderling 33
The nurses have definitely seen that sort of thing before and the other patients probably had other stuff on their minds on account of being in the ICU. It sucks for your dad, sure, but it’s not the end of the world
Nikki 17
I assumed OP was more concerned that they saw their dads genitals, I think you totally miss read this
Nikki 17
Wait is it normal for you to see your dads genitals in the Netherlands?!
Anderling 33
Please explain to me in detail where in my post I even remotely implied that.
Nikki 17
I can’t give much detail but the fact that your mind didn’t immediately go to that being the issue is where it’s implied
Anderling 33
“I can’t give much detail” meaning you made shit up wholesale and are trying to make that my problem instead of yours, got it.
RichardPencil 32
His genitals came out because they heard they were in the "I see you."
Chazzster 32
There is a simple reason for those God-awful hospital gowns - It’s so the patient’s body is accessible to the nurses and physicians for treatment, bed pans, and medical observation. Having been in the ICU myself, I can say that at that point in your hospital stay the patient is generally not so concerned about privacy as they are about survival. Generally most ICU rooms are private (one patient per room) and usually only get one visitor at a time (besides the medical staff). So privacy is not usually an issue - The medical staff has seen it all before. Yes, I hate those awful gowns. But sometimes you have no choice.
Suaria 38
I can tell you as a nursing student and someone who's been a CNA for 3 1/2 years, we've seen everything before. I can understand from your perspective that seeing your parent's genitals isn't something you may want to see.
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
I don't know how old your dad is but I've been there done that before. Except it was my 95 year old grandpa I was taking care of. Between him being 95 and me having been in and out of hospitals no ***** were given.
mccuish 25
I think I’ve seen that in a Japanese porno