Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.
foreverfarrell 0
The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.
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Comments (76)
AnnaSeptic 0
hahahahaha pee-do??? XD
singerguy18 0
#12 agreed... It's not his fault, it's a reaction that you cannot control. I used to get hard hugging my mom and it doesn't mean I was sexually aroused by her. And pee-doo? Really. You can use the correct term with kids. It's not like it's a bad word.
LordLayAlot 0
@ #6: What do you mean "heck even doctors use that term", I would be very worried if not even Doctors could use the scientifically correct name for it....
jadenation 3
He/she meant doctors say penis not pee-do
flamencosketches 0
OK first of all, they can't really control it at that age. Second of all, what the ****? You should be flattered.
ZeroCSS 0
The kid is 4. It pops up all the damn time at that age.
irrelevantxx 0
HAHAHAHAHA
frozenpandaman 0
Pee-do..phile??!
shnibz101 0
LOL nice 4 yr old
shnibz101 0
4 I know theycant help it but the baby thing is ******* funny
heygirlheyyyyy 0
am i the only one who noticed it was her NEPHEW? which means she probably wasn't the one who taught him the term "pee-do".