Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.
mmmskittles 3
Ah, justice at work.
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Comments (56)
mmmskittles 3
Ah, justice at work.
mikolyshka 0
time to move to canada~!
scottovious 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh, I'm sure they're gonna arrest you. Go cry
swagaswag 0
I remember when I made up stories to be cool...
krazy_glu3 0
did they get together to gang up against you? I don't see how this could possibly end with YOU being in trouble. you have nothing to worry about.
angel55033 12
see what happens when you run naked in traffic? bad things happen
bariforlife 0
hahaha lol
crispie4 0
lol I was waiting for somebody to say that
StalinsHeir 1
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck that tat is disgusting.
FYLDeep 26
Unless you were throwing rocks at people's convertibles, you should be fine.
mightymart 5
farkin people today.. you try to help them and they Put a lawsuit on you.. let em die NeXT Time!!
MzKylz 0
^^ agreed
gozar_fml 1
Gee if only there were people you could hire to help you when you have trouble with the law and have to talk to the police. They could be trained in a school - we could call it hmmmm a "law school". Oh well. I guess you will have to go it alone.
shortymac 0
Lol. Some people's only knowledge of the justice system is what they've seen on Law and Order SVU or CSI. Or the ones that consider themselves to be experts on any and all legal matters because their cousin Jethroe was on an episode of C.O.P.S. after his meth lab blew up.
Sinkhole 26
So you're saying that the justice system is not really how it's portrayed on TV?!? Dammit, now I need to go study for my tests. You saved me from writing that essay based on Dexter, I thought that's how things worked :(
insanesna1l 0
You're out of order!!!
Crystal Bird 1
lawyers don't come cheap, so it's still a shitty situation
TrollsHaveSouls 0
prejudice packaged potato clocks made from the finest amsumish fire places at a ke$ha concert
lulzaroonie 0
so they all got together to collaborate on a story making you the bad guy.... riiiiiiight.