Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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Top comments
davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
hewdud 0
your too young for that shit! birth control and condoms! your so screwed, FYL
the_pan1c 5
ydi, shoulda wrapped it up
BeastMode5 0
Wrap it before you tap it. Your picture is also pretty sad... =/
Struggs 2
Damn, good luck with that one. But honestly, you're a dumb ass for not using protection. And so is she for letting you..
witchdoctor1 9
naturally you assume he wasn't wearing any... condoms break you know. maybe they where both inexperienced and couldn't tell... don't doubt it's possible it ripped or there was a hole...
RealChinese 7
it's Wetard Season. (anyone get the reference?)
maxrmaxr 5
Elmer fud
Caitlyn36 8
hehe, Elmer fudd :D
KVKdragon 26
if your girlfriend does have the child but doesn't want to keep it, please remind her that there's always adoption agencies available for her to visit.
coffeeandcream 8
that's why you use protection my friend. your life is now ruined.
Desterey 0
You are ****** my friend
Chen Zhibang 8
That is if he's lucky. If the father has his way, OP will be ****** over and over again.
TalkinSmack 6
once he finds out, he's going to invite you out for a "hunting accident"
Skyler12921 5
15 and pregnant why even wait til 16
Carebear423 0
YDI. if your both 15, then you should have used protection or just NOT DONE IT AT ALL! well, I guess it's too late for that, so good luck. or should I say, RIP.
Starrysky8687 1
You're only 16, who are you to comment? Lmfao...
Carebear423 0
yea, but I don't go around having sex.
KellyIsTheBest32 12
cause she's 16 and NOT having sex.
jeanaj 0
dear I'm-15-and-my-profile-pic-is-of-carebears, there's probably a reason ur not having sex and it's not by choice. just sayin..
Carebear423 0
it's because my name Cara and carebear is my nickname.
jeanaj 0
don't matter what ur nickname is. what I said is probably pretty accurate.
Carebear423 0
good for you.
Carebear423 0
and if my name had nothing to do with carebears, who cares? Carebears are the shit. :D
Chen Zhibang 8
You're into retro trends, girl.
jeanaj 0
wow. that's all I have to say.
Carebear423 0
JUST STOP COMMENTING. seriously.
jeanaj 0
nah, i like pissing you off. :)
DontHateAppricia 0
lmfao 711