Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
eewon 6
you deserve it. oh and by the way you're screwed.
stepymac 15
Damn right he is!!!!
SteelCladAngel 0
just FYI for everyone suing 'birth control dumbass' I managed to get pregnant while taking the pill every day at the same time and never missing a day. birthcontrol can fail
LilysTillie 7
Sex at 15 is more of the problem! If you're not mature enough to deal with the potential outcome, you're not mature enough to be doing it in the first place!!!
lmaoatall 6
you're seeing alot of birth control comments, but that doesn't help you now. run like hell and go hide. you're on the right track keeping your location anonymous. don't feel bad if you shit yourself when he shows up with those guns in hand.
mandaboooo 0
15! No protection, way to go dude!
lulu121893 0
how stupid can younger kids be? it's called a condom idiot. especially for her it's called birth control .
donnie111 12
well see you at ur funeral
Daederoth 10
You should probably flee the country, but that might not save you either. To the clinic it is!
FreebirdIII 1
congratulations you now will be giving her your checks for child support for the next 18+ years. time for you to join the military too, that way you can clean your guns when your daughter turns 15, and repeat the cycle.
pstrikraeside 0
now u get to be on 16 and pregnant tv show
savannahbchaney1 1
I'm not gonna say it isn't his fault, cause he should know better, but it takes both a penis and a ****** to make a baby so unless he raped her which I imagine he didn't she has just as much fault as he in this situation