Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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Top comments
davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
kmllilly 0
run?
Jakub89 0
you can always go with an abortion, no one needs kids raising kids! btw OP you're a dumbass, should always use protection!
love0128 5
Abortion is NEVER the way! Just because "kids should't be raising kids" doesn't mean you should kill the baby!
skyeyez9 25
I had my daughter when I was 25. I was married, financially stable, owned a nice home and it was STILL difficult, stressful at times to raise our child together. I could not imagine having a baby while only 15, in high school, living with my parents, no money, my parents disappointed with me. Just because teens are horny, does not give them the green light to have sex. You get a girl pregnant or become pregnant, your life is most likely ending up: stuck in poverty, welfare, being a single parent. It is not easy being teen parents.
brianjman14 23
That's why it's easier to be gay. Lol xD
blondie1208 17
yup. your screwed.
americiato 2
your kid is going to be an orphan xD
steelergirl1996 0
idiot.
ChelseaRaeS 7
Wow, what losers you guys are. Have fun ruining your life by having a child ten years early
Bobissmall 13
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted *cough* loser.
alpalatini 0
bitch pleeeeaase.
robpressley93 8
your eyes are to far apart sorry for pointin it out but uz be bein a bitch
blondiiee7 0
why the **** are you saying bitch pleease to her.... youre fat. and fugly. gtfo.
Carebear423 0
oh, now it's gone up to 0 out of 36. maybe she should just stop trying..
emoflower 2
what the heck were you thinking haveing sex with a 15 year old, dude seriously wtf
Scrts 3
convince her to do an abort! :D
Person1233 13
Since you did not even mention birth control, it's safe to assume that you are a dumbfuck who had unprotected sex with a 15 year old girl. No sympathy. If you live in Florida, you can get away with murder, so get to his guns before he does.