Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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Top comments
davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
garfield224 0
It's called a condom
Hidan_fml 0
You're an idiot for not using condoms and birth control. If the dad does anything though, sue him for assault.
BigOrca 2
you can't sue him when ur dead. Dumbass.
Hidan_fml 0
Uncalled for to call me a dumbass, you ********. And I meant if he gets out alive.
FarSide 23
You don't sue someone for assault. Assault is a criminal violation, not civil. Dumbass.
birdfreak 24
ouch. congratulation?
sgoble32 0
how old are you
Shleebs 12
This is exactly why children shouldn't have sex.
teh_uber_muffin 3
agreed.
loovemylife 7
You shouldve put something on the end of it, and she should be on the pill. Ydi, careless shit. She's up the duff and all you're worried about is her dad? Typical.
adavis24 0
your cute :P
brittbritt36 0
All of you saying he should have used protection, you know it's not 100% effective, right?? I'm 16 and pregnant even though my boyfriend and I used birth control and a condom. Stuff happens...
Awsumuzzie 12
There is a thing called too young though... Such as your case and op's. So yeah, even if you didn't plan it, ydi. If you can't take care of your own shizz, don't try to have a baby since all you'll be doing is cleaning up shizz.
ChelseaRaeS 7
*cough* loser *cough*
laxnut1382 3
*cough* bitch *cough*
laxnut1382 3
talking to Chelsea^
brittbritt36 0
we can take care of the baby, we can take care of ourselves. you don't know me so you have no room to be a judgemental bitch.
Chen Zhibang 8
I'm glad you're taking responsibility for your actions. Honestly, I might not have such courage. You've my respect. I wish everyone else is as lucky or as strong as you. All the best to you and your family.
trinityariel 0
your a b***h
emodude44 0
Happy Fatherhood!
ChickenLegs937 6
You totally deserved that. Next time think before u act, moron.
BigOrca 2
That is a clue to keep it in ur pants. I guess that is not birth control enough. You totally deserve what he will do to u.
tweetbaby14 18
his baby mama's father will give him a permanent form of birth control when he shoots his balls off. no more possible pregnancy scares from this guy after.