Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove three hours to go to an awards ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove three hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML
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Top comments
porcupineattack1 5
I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.
airforce987 20
Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.
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Comments (168)
blackvyper 8
Wax on, wax off.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Those damn Asians.
Zacham 5
In the world of martial arts hard work outweighs natural talent every time.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Tell that to Sasuke Uchiha and Rock Lee.
matthewkato 5
You lost because you rack disiprine
Enslaved 38
****! And I lost money betting in your favor! Get your ass back to training!
idl3mind 0
You only have one option. Seppuku.
pagullarka 9
It's not always about winning or losing, but trying and giving your best that you did and now learn from your mistakes and come stronger next time.
dman2289 0
Falcon PAAAWNCH.
steelobrimm 3
That sucks
McNerdyNerd 8
As a martial artist-here is my advice. Win as though you expected it, and lose as though you enjoyed it. You werent there for just you, but your whole school. I hope you didn't have a bad attitude and drag anyone down