Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove three hours to go to an awards ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove three hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML
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porcupineattack1 5
I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.
airforce987 20
Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.
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perdix 31
"Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting Those cats were fast as lightning." The song says it all. You should have known you were in trouble when you got paired with Funky Billy Chin or Little Sammy Chung.
Halti 4
legend
Brownie101abc 7
Haha agreed and i like ur pic XD
ELL10TT203 0
FML sucks
Angelrose2004 17
What???
ambamm135 7
Dafuq did I just read?
Angelrose2004 17
I think he's telling us to whack off. Or maybe back off. I need a translator for this one!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Should of stayed home. Get better and give it another shot next year, I guess haha.
white16sox 19
Grammar Nazi..... Senses...... Tingling.... Should have*
perdix 31
You should take up golf -- when you go to tournaments, you can spend hours humiliating yourself with your substandard performance. In fact, the worse you are, the longer you get to stay on the course! And hit more shots!
FYLDeep 26
'Til they turn the sprinklers on.
kshafer08 7
Apparently Chuck Norris's kid went through that same process before going up against you. Tough luck op
kshafer08 7
Noor is a ninja kitty!! :)
perdix 31
I see a similar disaster looming if you make a long-distance nookie run. If that happens, I suggest you pull over about a half-hour before you get there and rub one out. At least, you'll have a chance!
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
At least you tried
asleepingbear 8
Sucks man