Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove three hours to go to an awards ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove three hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML
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porcupineattack1 5
I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.
airforce987 20
Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.
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Comments (168)
DocBastard 40
Sweep the leg. I said, SWEEP THE LEG. You got a problem with that, Johnny?
Enslaved 38
"No, Sensei."
wlddog 14
Paint the house!
HeyMondayAddict 4
You should have turned super saiyan. :o
the_enigma1019 1
There is no shame in loss, for you have been defeated, and within that defeat, you have seen your enemy's ways. Therefore, you have the knowledge that shall be there downfall. Use it wisely. - sage enigma
dragonstrike94 8
Wait noor is a cat now?
mgkgambino 3
Shit happened to me last week, it really sucks
icallbullshit 3
You lack disciprinnn!
KeyboardWarrior 10
So you can say the 'l' in lack, but not discipline?
icallbullshit 3
You've got to be kidding me, right?
luckyd880 12
#93 just doesn't get it...grammar nazis ruin everything, smh.
smydiwannafthata 5
OP, now you will understand your GF's pain.
boschwachter 7
Well you are punctual at least, but not so punchual I guess.
ardencred 7
you need to wax on wax off some more!
Candice0687 0
At least you made it to the tournament practice harder and get them next time