Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, at the park, I saw my toddler fall. I rushed over, picked him up, and said, “It’s OK, Mum’s here.” He looked confused. So did his real mum. I had mistakenly grabbed a random child instead of my own in front of everyone. They weren't even wearing similar clothes. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.
tacojauns 45
Congratulations on your new son!
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Comments (70)
skyeyez9 25
The world record for youngest mom is I think a 6yr old girl. Poor kid was prob raped by her pedobear teacher or neighbor.
olhuma 5
Little Bugsy...
wannabesinger 16
Yes it's sad people don't know how to spell common words, but I wouldn't say that the spelling is dumb. The English language is really messed up when it comes to spelling and pronunciation. Claim and blame rhyme, and yet are spelled quite differently.
whY402Jay 12
Tell them he lied.
icepick23 12
Smart kid!
littlefro2012 9
LOL- clever kid!
whyistherumgone_ 10
Go along with it. Remember when you were his age and didn't your parents to find out? This kid is smart.
nicholasj96 9
I would've went along with it .
onorexveritas 24
he probably told the police the wrong address on purpose so his real parents wouldn't find out
fml121785 14
....and finally the lightbulb comes on!
wickedbitch505 1
Haha smart kid.