Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, at the park, I saw my toddler fall. I rushed over, picked him up, and said, “It’s OK, Mum’s here.” He looked confused. So did his real mum. I had mistakenly grabbed a random child instead of my own in front of everyone. They weren't even wearing similar clothes. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.
tacojauns 45
Congratulations on your new son!
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Comments (70)
erinchick1 7
If he were your son you wouldve given birth to him at 11 years old. Most 11 year olds are not ready for sex let alone birth.
15949058 4
He probably didn't want to get in trouble. Hopefully you played along understanding his problem, correct?
kellyelly 9
Awe. I would have went along with it. Just to be nice.. It's my weakness.. :( just wanna make people happy. But. What did you do?
kellyelly 9
Awe. I would have went along with it. Just to be nice.. It's my weakness.. :( just wanna make people happy. He was probably really scared. Took a lot of nerve to do what he did. Maybe his parents were abusive. and he was doing it to vent and relieve some stress.. But anyway. What did you do?
Geary519 20
u better of played along!
nocat6 11
...lets say the false story is true. that means you had a baby when you were 11
mkcherry 14
A 15 year old boy can be big/strong enough to seriously harm you, I wouldnt let the cops leave some juvenile delinquent at my home, well maybe if my husband was home and we knew the kid.
fantasyworld 39
He really thought someone would go along with his charade?
thathobothere 17
Somebody's had either an early puberty or has a talent for brainwashing...
peterblackmer91 12
So I'm assuming you immediately told the cops that and they took the boy away.